How To Write A Love Poem
i didn’t know this was ‘funnie’ until 1/3 in, then i realized it’s hilarious. (h/t michael)
i’m usually indifferent toward the internet’s obsession with cats, but this is amazing.
i’m usually indifferent toward the internet’s obsession with cats, but this is amazing.
sex sells (mosquito nets)
I just saw a hilarious commercial on Ghana TV. A man brings a beautiful girl back to his room and she sits on his bed. He turns down a framed, bedside picture of Jesus, plays some mood music and takes off his outer shirt. As he sits down next to her and leans in for the kiss, she starts swatting at some bug. She is apparently so annoyed and disgusted that she leaves. No kiss for the protagonist.
This entire scenario is repeated again with a different woman, but this time the man is prepared. As the woman starts swatting at the bugs, he pulls out a comically large mosquito coil and an enormous spray can. The spray makes her cough and she subsequently leaves the room.
In the third iteration, a third woman (apparently this guy is a real womanizer) is brought to his room. Then, it’s reveal that his bed is now covered with some branded mosquito net. The woman smiles approvingly and runs to hug him as the commercial ends.
So remember kids: buying a mosquito net gets you laid.
