my new go-to phrase! so useful!
buffalo hat.
furby found in an antique shop.
GPOY all the time. (click for more)
mom being her usual quirky self.
the best, most confusing t-shirt i’ve seen in ghana.

adventure time

Finn: whoa! how did you almost know my name?
Evil Cat Thing: i have approximate knowledge of many things.
doghouse diaries.
you are what you eat.
just catnappin with my pet rock. double meow.
happy cello.
kim jong il looking at socks: “yes yes, 4 of these grey ones”
the vapours.
protective moat.

Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.

(Respectful Yo Mama Jokes.)