Mikia: …i just started laughing. alone. no one else is weird here but me
me: *posts “forever alone” face*
Mikia: what is this? a potato?
me: your life
Mikia: y is my life a potato?
me: no. it’s “forever alone” it’s an internet meme. don’t worry about it
Mikia: well yeah i got that part. dont know y i have to b alone and a potato
Mikia: …i just started laughing. alone. no one else is weird here but me
me: *posts “forever alone” face*
Mikia: what is this? a potato?
me: your life
Mikia: y is my life a potato?
me: no. it’s “forever alone” it’s an internet meme. don’t worry about it
Mikia: well yeah i got that part. dont know y i have to b alone and a potato
my mom, the pothead
| me: | what kind of plant is that? [referring to houseplant she just watered] |
| mom: | marijuana. |
| me: | um, i don't think so. |
| mom: | oh. well no wonder nothing happens when i smoke it. |
awkwardly entertaining pt. 2
| matthew: | so do you make your music on the computer? |
| me: | yeah. |
| liz: | what kind of music is it? |
| me: | um, well, i guess in the most general sense it's electronic music. but-- |
| liz: | oh my god! cool. i love techno! i'm going to become a norwegian techno star. tour all around europe playing clubs and stuff. |
awkwardly entertaining pt. 1
| conversations i had with an interesting and inadvertently entertaining girl i met this weekend. | |
| matthew: | i think it's funny how some people say 'ax' instead of 'ask'. |
| liz: | cats? |
| me: | no, 'ax'. like, i want to 'ax' you a question. |
| liz: | oh, kaks. like an abbrev for khakis. yeah that is weird. |
| matthew: | (changes subject) |
